If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

There’s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I’m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)