The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)